Rumors of My Death and How the SSA Might Respond
The great Mark Twain once wrote that “the reports of my death are greatly exaggerated”...
Category: Senior Stuff
You Are Now the Proud Owner of…Diverticulitis
Ladies and gentle persons, I have an announcement to make: I am now the proud...
Hey Mr. Super Glue Guy…About That Whole Tube Thing
Fun fact about super glue: 98% of every drop that makes it out of the...
My Wife Needs a New Manservant
My wife needs a new manservant. At least that’s what she said the other evening...
Call Me Mr. Eight Eyes
What’s the big deal with having to wear eyeglasses? My parents both wore them. Most...
Ladies and Gentle Persons, Start Your Lawn Mowers!
Spring has sprung here in Central Florida. How do I know? The lawn mowers. I...
The Clubhouse Sessions: A Night of Magical Medical Tales
My wife and I live in an ‘active’ 55+ community in Central Florida. To tell...
Things I Learned Driving 800 Miles While Everyone Is Sleeping
It has been three days since I completed a nearly 800-mile journey from Richmond, VA...
Getting Old Is Like Living With Chewbacca, or a Reasonable Facsimile
Growing old isn’t for the faint of heart. At least that’s what my father told...
