I Don’t Do Plumbing – A Dishwasher Installation Saga
Do you love your neighborhood home improvement store? Are you firm in your belief that...
Category: Just Plain Weird
Crazy Sports Fans and Napoleon XIV: A Marriage Made Somewhere
Stevie Wonder’s 1972 Talking Book album was pretty darned good. My favorite song on that...
Exploding Toaster Pastries: A Cautionary Breakfast Tale
Friends and breakfast lovers, lend me your ears. There are certain things you should not...
I Wish I Were an Inconceivable Vittles Wiener
It was another successful Fourth of July for competitive eaters, a.k.a ‘pie hole pros’, thanks...
Pardon Me, There’s a Hair in My Shower
I spent the recent July 4th holiday, the nocturnal portions more specifically, in a rather...
Silence Isn’t Golden, It’s Downright Awkward
The Tremeloes – the musical group, not a 1970s-era soda that left you wondering what...
Rubber Ducky, You’re so Fine – Even After 18 Years on the Run
Something has to be done about the Guinness people. No, not the manufacturers of the...
Here Comes the Sun, I Think – A Happy Eclipse Story
In case you missed it friends, a new world record was set in Niagara Falls,...
Groundhog Fatherhood: Is This the End for Punxsutawney Phil?
Ladies and gentlemen, I am both happy and sad to announce that the legendary Punxsutawney...
Playing Games on My Phone Has Become a Real Pain
Can I just say my butt hurts? Actually, I would be writing it. And I...
