“Catch Me If You Can, Coppers!”
Straight from the files of ‘Criminals Whose Lights Are Not All On Upstairs’ comes this...
Category: Everything Else
Florida Man Should Not Have Been Allowed to Design an Airport
Ladies and gentlepersons, I know of a place more confusing than any local hospital in...
The Luxury Midlothian Tenement: A Christmas Tale of Wonder and Delight
It was Christmas Eve. My lovely wife and I had just arrived in Midlothian, VA,...
Rubber Ducky, You’re so Fine – Even After 18 Years on the Run
Something has to be done about the Guinness people. No, not the manufacturers of the...
Here Comes the Sun, I Think – A Happy Eclipse Story
In case you missed it friends, a new world record was set in Niagara Falls,...
Solo Vacations Aren’t That Bad – And You Can Learn Stuff, Too
I recently took a solo vacation. For those of you who are vocabularily challenged, that...
Groundhog Fatherhood: Is This the End for Punxsutawney Phil?
Ladies and gentlemen, I am both happy and sad to announce that the legendary Punxsutawney...
Tales From the Cola Wars: A Veteran’s Perspective
I was watching an old family video, from 1989 mind you, when I spotted something...
Playing Games on My Phone Has Become a Real Pain
Can I just say my butt hurts? Actually, I would be writing it. And I...
Sunglasses on a Hot Spring Day: A Tale of Tinted Folly
A long time ago, in a galaxy that vaguely resembled beautiful Greece, NY, a tale...
