You Are Now the Proud Owner of…Diverticulitis
Ladies and gentle persons, I have an announcement to make: I am now the proud...
Category: Daily Life
Hey Mr. Super Glue Guy…About That Whole Tube Thing
Fun fact about super glue: 98% of every drop that makes it out of the...
“Catch Me If You Can, Coppers!”
Straight from the files of ‘Criminals Whose Lights Are Not All On Upstairs’ comes this...
Exploding Toaster Pastries: A Cautionary Breakfast Tale
Friends and breakfast lovers, lend me your ears. There are certain things you should not...
“Look, Ma. No Hands!” – A Crazy Speakerphone Saga
Can I just say that I love speakerphone? I just did, and I haven’t turned...
Florida Man Should Not Have Been Allowed to Design an Airport
Ladies and gentlepersons, I know of a place more confusing than any local hospital in...
My Wife Needs a New Manservant
My wife needs a new manservant. At least that’s what she said the other evening...
Silence Isn’t Golden, It’s Downright Awkward
The Tremeloes – the musical group, not a 1970s-era soda that left you wondering what...
Call Me Mr. Eight Eyes
What’s the big deal with having to wear eyeglasses? My parents both wore them. Most...
Solo Vacations Aren’t That Bad – And You Can Learn Stuff, Too
I recently took a solo vacation. For those of you who are vocabularily challenged, that...
