I Don’t Do Plumbing – A Dishwasher Installation Saga
Do you love your neighborhood home improvement store? Are you firm in your belief that...
Category: Daily Life
Don’t Look Now But the Smart Bed Is Watching
They say that age is just a number. I don’t know. Just like I don’t...
You Are Now the Proud Owner of…Diverticulitis
Ladies and gentle persons, I have an announcement to make: I am now the proud...
Hey Mr. Super Glue Guy…About That Whole Tube Thing
Fun fact about super glue: 98% of every drop that makes it out of the...
“Catch Me If You Can, Coppers!”
Straight from the files of ‘Criminals Whose Lights Are Not All On Upstairs’ comes this...
Exploding Toaster Pastries: A Cautionary Breakfast Tale
Friends and breakfast lovers, lend me your ears. There are certain things you should not...
“Look, Ma. No Hands!” – A Crazy Speakerphone Saga
Can I just say that I love speakerphone? I just did, and I haven’t turned...
Florida Man Should Not Have Been Allowed to Design an Airport
Ladies and gentlepersons, I know of a place more confusing than any local hospital in...
My Wife Needs a New Manservant
My wife needs a new manservant. At least that’s what she said the other evening...
Silence Isn’t Golden, It’s Downright Awkward
The Tremeloes – the musical group, not a 1970s-era soda that left you wondering what...
