You Are Now the Proud Owner of…Diverticulitis
Ladies and gentle persons, I have an announcement to make: I am now the proud...
Author: matt@PL
Hey Mr. Super Glue Guy…About That Whole Tube Thing
Fun fact about super glue: 98% of every drop that makes it out of the...
Who’s Got Talent? Really…Who’s Got it?
One of my literary inspirations, the incomparable Dave Barry, has this long running schtick about...
“Catch Me If You Can, Coppers!”
Straight from the files of ‘Criminals Whose Lights Are Not All On Upstairs’ comes this...
Crazy Sports Fans and Napoleon XIV: A Marriage Made Somewhere
Stevie Wonder’s 1972 Talking Book album was pretty darned good. My favorite song on that...
Exploding Toaster Pastries: A Cautionary Breakfast Tale
Friends and breakfast lovers, lend me your ears. There are certain things you should not...
I Wish I Were an Inconceivable Vittles Wiener
It was another successful Fourth of July for competitive eaters, a.k.a ‘pie hole pros’, thanks...
Pardon Me, There’s a Hair in My Shower
I spent the recent July 4th holiday, the nocturnal portions more specifically, in a rather...
“Look, Ma. No Hands!” – A Crazy Speakerphone Saga
Can I just say that I love speakerphone? I just did, and I haven’t turned...
Florida Man Should Not Have Been Allowed to Design an Airport
Ladies and gentlepersons, I know of a place more confusing than any local hospital in...
