You Are Now the Proud Owner of…Diverticulitis
Ladies and gentle persons, I have an announcement to make: I am now the proud...
Just What the Doctor Ordered!
Straight from the files of ‘Criminals Whose Lights Are Not All On Upstairs’ comes this...
Stevie Wonder’s 1972 Talking Book album was pretty darned good. My favorite song on that...
Friends and breakfast lovers, lend me your ears. There are certain things you should not...
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I spent the recent July 4th holiday, the nocturnal portions more specifically, in a rather...
Can I just say that I love speakerphone? I just did, and I haven’t turned...
Ladies and gentlepersons, I know of a place more confusing than any local hospital in...
My wife needs a new manservant. At least that’s what she said the other evening...
It was Christmas Eve. My lovely wife and I had just arrived in Midlothian, VA,...
The Tremeloes – the musical group, not a 1970s-era soda that left you wondering what...